surrenderurbooty:

does american apparel sell clothes or porn?

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thefairlyoddparents:

surrenderurbooty:

you guys need to get a broom

umm don’t you mean room?

no a broom to sweep that affection the hell outta here ok

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ofdummys:

Roses are red, I’m going to bed.

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blastortoise:

I like how people have a problem with the whole calling someone “daddy” in bed because it’s “weird” but yet they will call the other person “baby”. What you like fucking babies? You weird ass baby fucker

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